i might be a whole lot shallower than i thought. im jumping and screaming for passing my jpj test. this is weird, but getting my P is more exciting than getting a bloody straight As. ok, so i spilled the beans........i didnt plan to put my results here, but heck, it's been 5 days, it's no big stuff, not anymore. i don't think the feeling when i got my upsr, pmr and spm results all combined into one could match this one. i think driving really turn my hyper switch on. i know driving won't be fun, because you need to make sure you don't kill little kids when your doing 120km/h without spilling your milo bungkus, because you need to make sure you don't scratch the car that you're paying for the next 10 years of your working life, and because malaysia has bad drivers and bad roads. still, right now, i dont care how reality works.
went to jvc driving school at 9, got back at 5.30. says a lot about rotting away right? and i ate the food there for the 1st and last time. cant believe a plate of rice with only one type of dish and iced milo cost 5.90. the bike test went on smoothly, but the car was ciplang, really ciplang. because i was doing bike and car on the same day, i had to do bike, then only car. by the time i finish bike test and took my number for car.....it was 178. then there was the car. the kancil for the bukit was fine, except that the throttle isn't as sensitive as the one i practised with. then the kancil for the parking and three point turn had mices running the wheels instead of an engine. if ever there was a "perlumbaan ketiga" between a kancil and kura kura.....kura kura would win again. but the worst was the jalan raya kancil. i stalled 3 times even before crossing the start line....stupid malaysian car. then there was the tester, which was a liar. he said i didn't check whether the gear was in neutral, didn't check the mirrors and that i didn't overtake properly. just because the engine died three times didn't mean it wasn't in neutral, it means you need a new car. then i did check all the mirror, because i rolled down the window, which he completely saw, because he told me not to roll it up again. then the reckless overtaking. i was not reckless, and i didnt bloody overtake anycar. what on earth with a motor engine can you overtake when you're doing 50 in a 90 road. i overtake no car, because i wasn't fast enough to get close to the one 50 metres in front of me. stupid lying tester. when i was driving, i think i saw a harley davidson....im not sure, im not good with bikes.....but it was the coolest bike i've ever seen. forget batman's or terminator's bikes, this is far cooler by a whole mile. too bad the mices in the bonnet were tired, so i couldnt make a deadly U-turn and catch up with the rider to ask him about the model.
by the way, on the eve of hyper-ness, i bought a P sticker for bike. I DON'T HAVE A MOTORCYCLE!!!!
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